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On an airplane, an oxygen mask descends in front of you. What do you do? As we all know, the first rule is to put on your own oxygen mask...

Ohhh hello there, it’s me Countess C or should I say Countess Corona the 1st. I feel I may regret showing myself to the public and dare...

I made my lock down survival list. So I don't forget to remember that...… 1; This is a marathon, not a sprint so I will be kind and...

Day 12 Dear Corona. 12 times I’ve written to you and not a word. I thought you would be gone by now, but it looks as though you’re here...

Day 11. Dear Corona. I was saying to you in the last letter about how my hearing is getting better for some reason. [letters that I think...

Day 10. Crone!!!!!! I'm quare sick of you so i am . Here’s the scary bit, I’m getting getting quare sick of myself too. Sure, I thought...

Day 9 Dear Crone. Listen, you loser, you are causing pandemonium all over the place. Were all avoiding each other because of you. not...

Day 8 Dearest Corona. Today I’m going to be really nice. You have the ability to bring out my bad side bit today I’m in charge. After all...

Day 6 My Dear Corona. Can I just get a few things off my chest? I’m not being rude or anything but it needs to be said. I’ve decided I...

Day I [self isolation] Dearest Corona . Just before I hop into the shower, I thought I’d drop you a line. I know the whole world hates...