BIBI'S CHRISTMAS MESSAGE!!

Hello...ooo hooooo hooo people, humans and fellow animals. I heard someone talking the other day about the Queen's message at Christmas. [You see, I hear everything and I'm always always listening.!!]. Even when I'm just lying around, looking as if I'm doing nothing I can still feel what's going on around me. Sure, the other day I had to keep my head down cos my human mammy was saying nothing .....but lads she didn't need to...[I'll say no more on that in case she sees this.... but I heard himself utter one word "women"] He didn't need to say anything else .

Anyway it got me thinking, if the queen [whoever she is] can do one why can't I ?. Well I am a bit of a princess after all!

This is my very first christmas with my very own family and I'm as happy so I am. I've a full belly and a warm cosy bed, lots of walks, and lots and lots of cuddles. As for the love I get, sure I'm a bit overwhelmed at times with it all. I get such a fuzzy feeling in my belly when I'm cuddled up on his or her lap and I swear to god I don't know what to do with myself. All this love for little old hairy me makes me wonder how can I ever repay my new human mammy and daddy.

You see, I'm just a lil tiny scrappy hairy dog, [ok......ok I'm cute, I know.... I know, don't all shout at once now !!!!! ] Anyway after much thought here's the best I can do.

I don't have any money and even if I had sure I've no pockets..... to put it in. All I have is me so I'll just have to do my best to make my family happy. I'll be as good so I will. Everytime they come in home I'll jump around and show them how happy I am to see them. I'll lick the faces off them too. Ill try extra hard not to pee too, it always seems to happen when I'm excited.

When ever I feel they are sad, I'll be really really quiet and just cuddle in to their lap and let them pet me.You see, sometimes that's all someone needs when they are feeling a bit low [I can't talk but I know the quietness is much better anyway, try it sometime if you can ] Humans talk far to much anyway.

I'll make sure they bring me for lots of walks cos I love the fresh air but it's good for them too, [am I clever or what?].

Lads, I've just realised something, I can do alot without any money. I know humans need it and us animals do too and it's easy for me cos I've no pockets, but I think I'm on to something here.

So Bibi's message is, don't be going too mad over the Christmas . Take it from little old hairy me what's really important. A warm home, a full belly and someone to love even if it's a dog or a pussy cat [ by the way, I flippin hate cats so I do , they frighten the life out of me with their massive big claws , I will try to love them from now on I promise].

And if there's someone who you aren't mad about, or are mad at, go on and show a bit of Bibi love in what ever way you think best, even if you haven't seen them for ages and ages.

I'm doing my best with Penny the dog who comes here alot . She couldn't stand the sight of me when I arrived, but I'm practicing at being nice and it's working.[sometimes anyway]. I'm sharing my treats with her too. You see, it's kinda hard for her not be nice, when I'm trying to be nice, if that makes sense!!. Go on try it...its really smart and clever so it is. Nicness is really very nice!!

If it all gets too much, do what I do.....nothing....there's an art in learning to do nothing so there is, even for 5 minutes here and there. You'll get up again with a pep in your paw...or step or whatever keeps you up..

Ahhh, I'm tired now after all that thinking so I'll just wish you all a very merry christmas and I can't wait to hear the queens message. Betcha mine's better !!